Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
- dainty small heterosexual lady protagonist: i thought you had died...
- large strong man with five o clock shadow and a gravelly voice protagonist: heh... you can't get rid of me that easy...
*shouts from the rooftops*
PHIL WORKS SO MOTHERFUCKING HARD ON HIS VIDEOS AND IS SO CREATIVE AND HE DESERVES MORE RECOGNITION AND PRAISE HE DIDN’T HAVE TO BE SO CREATIVE AND INVENTIVE IN HIS MOST RECENT VIDEO THAT I AM ABOUT TO SPAM YO DASHES WITH IT STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN SEEN AND LIEKD BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE BUT HE DID AND HE UPLOADS FREQUENTLY AND WORKS GODDAMN HARD SO THANK YOU PHIL YOU DESERVE MORE LOVE!
there were so many good moments in Phil’s tour of my brain video, except everyone’s just giffing/reblogging the same love machine moment and making his video about dan/phan
in Dan’s videos u take the sarcastic/funny moments, Phil’s videos have that too, so u can’t blame me for being angry if all u do when u watch Phil’s video is just take the moment relating to phan or dan, rather then the ones where he makes a cute comment or something
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel
So this is what trust looks like.
Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”
Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.
Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”
Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”
Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”
Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”
Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”
Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”
Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”
Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.
omg the comments. Brilliant.
Omg. So fucking true! This is perfect.
An Open Letter to Rick Riordan: (rrriordan)
According to the wiki, Will Solace was around nineteen at the close of the first series. If this is true, and he’s nineteen or older now, setting him up as a potential love interest for Nico, who is fourteen, is really, really messed up.
- percy: idk i think ur to young to date
- nico: too young to date?
- jason: percy why
- nico: TOO YOUNG TO DATE??
- nico: U LISTEN HERE SONNY BOY
- nico: I AM FUCKING NINETY YEARS OLD
- nico: YOU'RE to young to date
- jason: nico pls
- nico: DONT TALK TO UR ELDERS LIKE THAT
- nico: EAT UR COOKIES AND TAKE A FUCKIN NAP
- nico: i swear to the gods kids these fucking days
- nico: got no respect for anybody